thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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