You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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