Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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