In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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