You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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