Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish my penis had an off switch
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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