Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Even the bartender felt bad for me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
