i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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