so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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