Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's shark week go big or go home
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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