I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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