hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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