I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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