My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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