Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I could fuck to npr.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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