you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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