I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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