i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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