we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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