But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
