So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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