these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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