im about as happy as oj after his trial
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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