If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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