gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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