yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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