just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
