when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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