Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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