Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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