Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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