You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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