I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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