Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Thank you for not boning my boss.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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