i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
