ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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