the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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