The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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