Buhtt sex?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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