"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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