Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Randomize
