U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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