hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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