i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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