You work out of a Hotel?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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