I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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