Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I need a beard to bite.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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