I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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