just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
well, you know. whores of a feather.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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