Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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