Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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