so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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