margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We just shotgunned beers for America
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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