Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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